TehKommunist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[blue christmas]

Excellent

Meaningful but in the end quite ordinary and down to earth.

[B&W Drama Theater #13]

Amazing alan

This movie is so great at capturing extreme drama over something obviously stupid. The vocals really tie everything together and I am stunned that everything worked so well. Really just perfection.

I'm equally stunned no one has reviewed this for so long, how quickly people forget masterpieces. If you are still serious about a sequel I am so happy, can't wait for 14.

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

Oh god yes

People on newgrounds are fucking stupid. Keep making your movies each and every one of them is a wonderful gift to the world.

[Warrior Boarder]

Well

The idea of a superhero on a skateboard would sound like a comedy, but the dramatic music kind of made this look like you are taking yourself a bit too seriously. I think it would be better if you had some upbeat crazy music and add some humorous elements to this.

[Gadget Fish: FBI]

No

Wow you put some effort forth but I really just hated it. Not funny in the least.

Flyborg responds:

Well everyone is entitled to there own opinion I guess...

[Portal Submission]

YES

Orgasm.

Duckshirt responds:

that orgasm was brought to you by a piece of shit flahs movie hahshashhsad thank you sir

[Tier]

Very Moody

How this is only 3,128.3Kb I have no idea, there is a veritable goldmine of detail and none of which goes outside of the style you created. Although I personally hate the song ( mostly becuase of the German ) I really loved your movie. Great work.

poxpower responds:

Aw now come on, you love german. We both know you do. Don't be shy to tell me :) And I think that 3megs is sorta big :o I would have thought it to be a tad smaller :/ Like 2 megs. Because when you look at this, its mainly squares and lines and simple stuff :o Well thanks :)

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 4]

Wow, excellent

I am not a huge fan of your work, considering it is based on the Mario universe ( we all know newgrounds is a bit flooded with Mario material ) however, you have great artistic ability and are good at pleasing your many fans. I respect the fact that you tried to do something different and I really would love to see you venture outside of Mario and do something else with your talent. Good movie though!

mchawking responds:

Right now I am doing this to get some attention and to build my abilities. You'll notice that I improve things with each installment. Once I feel that I am good enough and have a good idea I will make an original series. I also made this because most of the mario movies out there suck.. People should animate instead of screwing around with sprites.

[29 Day War]

You are a skilled animator...

But that was one of the worst plots of all time, America fakes an alien invasion and sends missiles above the Earth to destroy it, and piss off China! Sorry but that was terrible. Animate someone elses stories and save yourself some time.
The music was good though :)

Flyborg responds:

Yeah.. No. They don't send missiles, they send armed sattelites. It's a sci-fi version of the starwars program. They also don't destroy the world. They simply aim the satellites back at earth, in the same way that nukes are "aimed" at other countries. Also, they don't piss off china, they stop them from launching their own starwars program, thus ensuring that the USA owns space and the world.

Also I'm not offended by that, I know it's a good plot - in fact I think you're the first person to say the animations were good but the plot wasnt. Anyway I at least I agree that the music was good. (All Evil-dog. Go tell him he rocks)

[Ravencross Teaser]

Unlikely to ever happen

All pendragon seems capable of is making trailers, and although this would be a cool edition to the portal, I will believe it when I see it and rate on what I saw, which wasn't half bad but it was just a trailer, and not deserving of the score a movie would earn.