TehKommunist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds News 9]

YAY

Nothing like talking about others achievements instead of actually doing something yourself. I mean spreading the word on movies is a job for newgrounds staff, and you have nowhere near the talent or dedication of the newgrounds staff.

looneyboy221133 responds:

hmm i stopped readin this at tehkommunist

[Caged]

All I have to say is

Excellent film.

MonkeyClock responds:

Thank you sah ^_^

[Old: Woah Cool]

Wow!

A brand new style has hit newgrounds consisting of:

1) Newfound Glory-Simple Plan bullshit music!
2) Skating !
3) Fighting stick figures!

MY GOD THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS - WE COULD HAVE LIKE MOVIES WHERE THE STICK FIGURES ARE LIKE CHARACTERS FROM LIKE DRAGONBALL AND THEY WOULD LIKE FIGHT AND STUFF WOW.

I CAN'T WANT TO SEE MORE MOVIES IN "The new style"!

Congratulations,
Your a generic flash artist.

ZT responds:

Heheh, I love this review. I'm going to save it, hug it, tuck it in at night and cuddle it like a cigarette!

Actually I dislike this review because its implying that my stick movie is poser.

Basically calling the world of stick figures with violence or ones with "punk" music generic.

Reviews are supposed to be based on the movie itself, now others similar to it.

You prejudice communist!

[Plup Ph1ct10n Pt.1]

Great movie

Missed the end though, it froze for me right at "What country are you from" - could you add a scene select feature?

biblo responds:

it freezes there. i can't fix it

[Whitmore the Toad Pirate2]

Not my favorite

This was really REALLY dry... just wasn't funny. THe comedy was that of a duck being ignored by a stupid frog with an everpresent background... just got boring fast. Don't watch if you like any real humor in comedy.

EdibleCastle responds:

'real' humor. what is that exactly? maybe i should go watch a episode or 2 of friends to find out? hmmm

[S.A.M.V. p3: - Mr. 68%]

Eh..

I have three year old brothers watching public broadcasting stations right now for kiddy cartoons... this reminds me of them becuase I was watching a cartoon in which a character learned a lesson a normal person would have learned in kindergarten. And throwing in some great music ( The Doors couldn't hurt anything. ) and a bunch of people saying fuck and shit constantly doesn't automatically equate to anything mature...

Basically... very whiny very overplayed, but in the end there was obvious effort.

BaconMask responds:

You know what? I think it's awesome that you wrote me an honest review. I know Im not gonna please everyone with these 'tewns, but I always respect it when someone tells me in an inteligent and thoughtful manner why they disliked something. I can really respect that.

Now excuse me. Im gonna go leap off a skyscraper... *weeps*

[The Perfect Murder]

Wow

I was truely astonished up to the middle but when he started throwing the cocktails and the fire... so fluid... that truely floored me. You should be very proud :)

Luis responds:

you made my day. that fucking fire was the biggest pain in the ass and all for what .8 seconds that it appears for ?! ugh anyways thanks man, have a cookie :)

[Cool Things 046]

Hm

Unlike other crazy clock music videos I kind of missed the humor in this, but OCP ( Whoever that is ) just his ass whooped :D

psychojester responds:

its kinda a inside joke.

[Invaded Wars]

Great little movie

The only thing that really annoyed me was the clicking of the arrow. Can you post the site you found some of these sprites?

NuttyBanana responds:

full credits on the main menu! LOL

[The Great Below]

I don't see what everybody is crying about

OBVIOUSLY the idiots whining about ending could have ( really should have ) thought about what they are talking about.

First of all it took me about 4 seconds to figure out what was going on, A clock submits a movie of great quality with a movie description about not whining about the ending, the music is by NIN, it all adds up to being a tribute to N.

If you dont have an observational output you shouldn't be allowed to review in the first place...

Great movie, and even if the people at Newgrounds typically dont have a sense of humor - I do. Thanks

SpriteRemixClock responds:

Thanks for the support.