TehKommunist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ep 6 : Conclusion]

A good, odd submission

While your movie was great it had some big problems. Watching it I can tell that you and your associate aren't the greatest voice actors ever ( no need for me to tell you this, for sure ) and that brought alot of the enthusiasm and entertainment down. Also sound related - throughout the whole movie I was being bombarded by wierd thumping noises which didn't correspond to the scene, im guessing they were the sound of the "tuti" bouncing, but they dragged on for too long even on low quality. Other than that, a decent movie.

BTW - "You're gay, you suck, and goto hell" $$ :P

io3creations responds:

OMG, you just crushed my confidence! Just kidding ;P I've updated the author's commments to comment on your review regarding things that many people will wonder about.
The 'wierd thumping noises' is supposed to be music :) To fill in the silence.

BTW: no, i'm not; no i don't; and i'm not going to :D

[Dr. Shroud in: La Maudite]

Good Movie...DB Cooper?

DB Cooper jumped out of an airplane after demanding ( And recieving ) a large sum of money. They are not sure if he lived. I have seen a program relating to DB on the History Channel several times, DB Cooper is apparently a voice actor, what an odd name. Im obviously not accusing you of being DB Cooper, but did you also see the program? I found it infintely interesting.

robfeldman responds:

DB Cooper is an odd choice for a name, but that is what she likes to be called. Someone else asked me about that name and I can tell you that she is in fact NOT the real DB Cooper. If you go to DB-Cooper.com, you can get the skinny.

I'd like to see that program, too....

[The Next-Project Show]

Wow that was anal-retentant.

That was quite possibly the worst and most amatuer attempt at creating some type of a show that I have seen in quite some time. From the hipster that does Newground news to this I'm not sure which is worse.

First off the characters look like they were drawn by a dyslexic kid, and the speach sounds like your in your parents attic afraid to wake them up when you record. And what the hell is with that gay monotonous music you play, and the fact that you play it every ten seconds just makes things worse.

But by far the most horrible part of this entire animation are the super annoying luaghter in the background.

Ways you can refrain from making any future endeavors suck this much :

1. No stale jokes ( "I can't wait to hear him say 'I'll be back' WTF !?!?! )

2. No 'crowd'.

3. No animation with lines that change direction every pixel.

4. Stop with the horrible logo, seriously I think I saw that thing way too many times.

Next-Project responds:

Hey, if you didnt like the fucking movie so much...you didn't have to write a fucking three page report on it...

I like how you use 'dyslexic kid' and 'sounds like your in your parents attic when you record'...i mean christ was that necessary...? Plus you spelled SPEECH wrong...fucking moron...

All im saying is if you didnt like the movie...then just say you didnt like it...read all the other reviews on this one, not too many are saying the same shit...

I believe your on your own with this one pal...

[Final Fantasy 7 Art]

I saw you on my " people that marked u favorite "

Thats some good animation, did you layer trace it? If so then boost my score to a 10 for not using lines.

Life-Stream responds:

Yeah, i hope you don't mind i added you. I love your flash work man, it's great.
And no, i didn't trace anything. I drew it all by hand. Check it out again if you want, for 3 more pictures. There will be more soon. Thanks buddy

[A Cow And A Bee]

Wow

Ths blows meh balls, did you make this while drawing out of your ass?

Circa5050 responds:

haha...yeah, i did. =) lemme tell ya, it was pretty dangerous and i highly reccomend not trying it at home -thanks bud

[PBJ Tribute]

Good and bad.

Good ) nice gphx, and reminds me of those wild japanese song parodies. Bad ) the song

Balstrath responds:

Thx for not blamming, I know peanut butter jelly time is not for everyone.

[A Single Speck]

I would love to able to say somthing smart,

But christ, wtf was that. Animated well, but to be frank it offered nothing special to see that was worth waiting for an eternity of the chikcen falling (althought i did before I voted). With a story this could just be sane.

MrGuru responds:

Well, as I said above, this was simply a test of my new animation. And I'm happy you guys seemed to like the style. Sorry about the "chicken," I did realize it may have been stretched a little.